Hip Replacement

Back by popular demand, Hip Replacement is the club night where you can dance like your dad and nobody cares!

Hip Replacement

About Hip Replacement

The club night where middle age and cutting edge collide – back by popular demand

Where did all the discos go? A common complaint from the Middle Edge. Too old to go out clubbing but too young to go to bed? We’ve got this. Since 2010, Hip Replacement has been filling the disco void, running a monthly club where those in the know can dance themselves dizzy. One of the sell-out hits of the Merchant City Festival 2017, earning the nickname ‘The Big One’, we are delighted to return in 2018 with, The Big One Two. A night where you are absolutely guaranteed disco fun on a grand scale.

Includes strobe lighting. Book early to avoid disappointment!

While we take every opportunity to ensure the details for Hip Replacement are accurate, we always advise that you contact the event organiser before setting out for the event to avoid disapointment.

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The Greatest Showman Dance Along is trapezing into town for one day only. Watch your favourite movie come to life as our dance hosts lead you through every musical number!
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Scotland’s most celebrated fiddle band Blazin’ Fiddles join forces with leading Scottish folk vocalist Emily Smith to play The Old Fruitmarket in Glasgow as part of their 2019 Scottish tour.
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9th October 2019
John Newman and his full band will be returning with a seven date tour this Autumn, catch him at The Old Fruitmarket, Glasgow on Wednesday 9th October!
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10th October 2019
The Divine Comedy have announced a UK tour in support of their new album 'Office Politics', catch them at the Old Fruitmarket on Tuesday 10th October!

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