Hip Replacement

Back by popular demand, Hip Replacement is the club night where you can dance like your dad and nobody cares!

Hip Replacement

About Hip Replacement

The club night where middle age and cutting edge collide – back by popular demand

Where did all the discos go? A common complaint from the Middle Edge. Too old to go out clubbing but too young to go to bed? We’ve got this. Since 2010, Hip Replacement has been filling the disco void, running a monthly club where those in the know can dance themselves dizzy. One of the sell-out hits of the Merchant City Festival 2017, earning the nickname ‘The Big One’, we are delighted to return in 2018 with, The Big One Two. A night where you are absolutely guaranteed disco fun on a grand scale.

Includes strobe lighting. Book early to avoid disappointment!

While we take every opportunity to ensure the details for Hip Replacement are accurate, we always advise that you contact the event organiser before setting out for the event to avoid disapointment.

Other Events at The Old Fruitmarket or Festival 2018

TIREE: A Toast to 10 Years of Tiree Music Festival

TIREE: A Toast to 10 Years of Tiree Music Festival

18th January 2019
Celtic Connections 2019: Skerryvore and other Tiree-rooted artists come together at the Old Fruitmarket to launch the 10th edition of the Tiree Music Festival!
The Orkney Gathering: Generations

The Orkney Gathering: Generations

19th January 2019
Celtic Connections 2019: New generations of Orkney musicians currently emerging on the islands take centre stage at the Old Fruitmarket for The Orkney Gathering: Generations!
Charles Esten

Charles Esten

20th January 2019
Charles 'Chip' Esten will play Glasgow's Old Fruitmarket on Sunday 20th January as part of Celtic Connections with special guests The Adelaides!
Ronnie Spector & The Ronettes and Unoma Okudo

Ronnie Spector & The Ronettes and Unoma Okudo

23rd January 2019
Celtic Connections 2019: Ronnie Spector & The Ronettes will perform at the Old Fruitmarket on January 23rd with support from Nigerian soul singer Unoma Okudo!
Green Fields of America and support

Green Fields of America and support

24th January 2019
Celtic Connections 2019: The Green Fields of America will play the Old Fruitmarket on January 24th with support from some special guests!
Bassekou Kouyate & Ngoni Ba with SIAN

Bassekou Kouyate & Ngoni Ba with SIAN

25th January 2019
Celtic Connections 2019: Don't miss a world-première collaboration from Bassekou Kouyate & Ngoni Ba with SIAN at the Old Fruitmarket on January 25th!
Breabach and Steph Geremia

Breabach and Steph Geremia

26th January 2019
Celtic Connections 2019: Don't miss a double header of Breabach and Steph Geremia at the Old Fruitmarket on January 26th!
Fisherman’s Friends and Madison Violet

Fisherman’s Friends and Madison Violet

27th January 2019
Celtic Connections 2019: Fisherman's Friends return to the festival with a new album, 2018's Sole Mates, simply self-styled as “foot-stomping, saucy, bawdy songs of the sea”!
Horse: God’s Home Movie 25th and support

Horse: God’s Home Movie 25th and support

29th January 2019
Celtic Connections 2019: Horse McDonald rounds off the quarter-century celebration of her hit second album God's Home Movie with a night at the Old Fruitmarket on January 29th!
The New Tradition: Talisk, Vishtèn and Xabier Diaz

The New Tradition: Talisk, Vishtèn and Xabier Diaz

31st January 2019
Celtic Connections 2019: Don't miss an international triple bill of contemporary Celtic acts, all of whom delivered outstanding new albums in 2018, at the Old Fruitmarket on January 31st!
Karine Polwart’s Scottish Songbook

Karine Polwart’s Scottish Songbook

2nd February 2019
Celtic Connections 2019: Karine Polwart’s Scottish Songbook reveals yet another dimension to the singer-songwriter’s multi-award-winning artistry!
Aidan Moffat & RM Hubbert with Marry Waterson & Emily Barker

Aidan Moffat & RM Hubbert with Marry Waterson & Emily Barker

3rd February 2019
Celtic Connections 2019: Following their double-bill appearance at Celtic Connections 2014, former Arab Strap vocalist Aidan Moffatt and ex-El Hombre Trajeado guitarist RM Hubbert return as a duo!
Gabrielle

Gabrielle

20th March 2019
Gabrielle has announced a UK & Ireland Headline tour for 2019 which includes night at The Old Fruitmarket Glasgow on March 20th!
Wet Wet Wet

Wet Wet Wet

27th April 2019
The legendary Wet Wet Wet have announced a huge UK tour for Spring 2019 including a night at the Old Fruitmarket on Saturday 27th April!

Nights Out Events you might like...

The Gospel According to Jesus, Queen of Heaven
The Gospel According to Jesus, Queen of Heaven
18th January 2019
University of Glasgow Memorial Chapel, Glasgow West End
Award-winning playwright, poet, translator and performer Jo Clifford returns to Glasgow with her unique perspective on the story of Jesus.
Celebration Of Burns
Celebration Of Burns
18th January 2019
Radisson Blu Hotel Glasgow, Glasgow City Centre
Join the Prince & Princess of Wales Hospice for their annual Celebration of Burns where they honour the life and spirit of the Bard, Rabbie Burns.
Chris Smither and special guest The Suitcase Junket
Chris Smither and special guest The Suitcase Junket
18th January 2019
Tron Theatre, Glasgow City Centre
Celtic Connections 2019: Chris Smithers showcases work from his eighteenth record Call Me Lucky with special guest appearance from Matt Lorenz (The Suitcase Junket).
Find Nights Out events in Glasgow

Music Events you might like...

Celebration Of Burns
Celebration Of Burns
18th January 2019
Radisson Blu Hotel Glasgow, Glasgow City Centre
Join the Prince & Princess of Wales Hospice for their annual Celebration of Burns where they honour the life and spirit of the Bard, Rabbie Burns.
Chris Smither and special guest The Suitcase Junket
Chris Smither and special guest The Suitcase Junket
18th January 2019
Tron Theatre, Glasgow City Centre
Celtic Connections 2019: Chris Smithers showcases work from his eighteenth record Call Me Lucky with special guest appearance from Matt Lorenz (The Suitcase Junket).
‘Deepening the River’ Paul Towndrow & The Keywork Orchestra with Esther Swift: The Light Gatherer
‘Deepening the River’ Paul Towndrow & The Keywork Orchestra with Esther Swift: The Light Gatherer
18th January 2019
The Glasgow Royal Concert Hall, Glasgow City Centre
Celtic Connections 2019: Paul Towndrow brings 'Deepening the River' to the Glasgow Royal Concert Hall after an acclaimed Festival 2018 premiere!
Find Music events in Glasgow

Find other events in Glasgow

Sponsored Links

Popular Events

Glasgow Girls
The life-affirming, song-and-dance-filled, Scottish musical drama, Glasgow Girls is coming to the King's Theatre Glasgow in January!
Dippy On Tour: Glasgow
Dippy, the Natural History Museum's iconic Diplodocus cast, is going on a natural history adventure across the UK, and will visit Glasgow between 22nd January - 6th May 2019!
Chris Smither and special guest The Suitcase Junket
Celtic Connections 2019: Chris Smithers showcases work from his eighteenth record Call Me Lucky with special guest appearance from Matt Lorenz (The Suitcase Junket).
War Horse
The National Theatre’s acclaimed production of War Horse, will come to Glasgow’s SEC Armadillo from 15th January - 2nd February 2019!
Scotland from the Sky
Enjoy a bird's eye view of your favourite bits of Scotland when the 'Scotland from the Sky' exhibition arrives at Glasgow Cathedral!

Advertise With Us

Advertise With Us

Looking to reach new customers? We offer a variety of advertising options with prices starting from just £30 per month!

Click here to find out more »