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Tom Ward - Choose Your Delusion - CANCELLED

Tom Ward brings his new show Choose Your Delusion, his hot take on fantasy vs reality featuring ALL the big topics of our times, to The Stand Glasgow!

Tom Ward - Choose Your Delusion - CANCELLED

About Tom Ward - Choose Your Delusion - CANCELLED

9th November 2024
7pm
The Stand Comedy Club Glasgow
333 Woodlands Road, Glasgow West End G3 6NG
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Do you ever feel like this isn’t how it was meant to be? You wanted your life to be a series of stylish, cinematic moments… shots of you in a silk robe walking across the smooth wooden floors of your studio flat, sipping a double espresso... but in fact you’re standing under a bridge taking a broken microwave from your house-share to the recycling centre. Well, then Jesus is here for you. As is Tom Ward with his thrilling new show. His hot takes on fantasy vs reality features ALL the big topics of our times – masculinity, 3* hotels, erectile dysfunction, reality TV, adverts, mental health and of course virtue signalling w**kers.

As seen on Live at The Apollo, QI, Roast Battle + More.

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