Milton Jones: Ha!Milton
This is not a musical. Milton Jones is back on tour with brand-new show Ha!milton. Don't miss it at The Pavilion Theatre Glasgow on Saturday 9th November!
About Milton Jones: Ha!Milton
This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it.
He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes…and there’s a bit about tomatoes.
You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff.
A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense.
WARNING
*contains jokes from the start.
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