William Thompson: Scumbag Millionaire
What would you do if you became a millionaire overnight? Stand-up comedian and rising star from Belfast, William Thompson will answer this question in his brand-new tour show!
About William Thompson: Scumbag Millionaire
| 23rd March 2025 | |
| 7.30pm | |
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The Flying Duck 142 Renfield Street, Glasgow City Centre G2 3AU |
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£12 / Conc £10 + BF Find Tickets |
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What would you do if you became a millionaire overnight? Would you invest? Save it for a rainy day? Or blow it as quickly as possible? BBC New Comedy Awards finalist. As seen on Dave and Channel 4 and BBC Scotland. Co-host of The Mudblood podcast and a regular guest on Tea With Me, stand-up comedian and rising star from Belfast, William Thompson will answer this question in his brand-new solo show!
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