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Urzila Carlson: You Don’t Say

Urzila Carlson is one of Australia and New Zealand's biggest comedy stars, and she's bringing her trademark cheeky wit back to Glasgow's Old Fruitmarket with the You Don't Say Tour!

Urzila Carlson: You Don’t Say

About Urzila Carlson: You Don’t Say

8th November 2025
8pm
The Old Fruitmarket
The Old Fruitmarket Candleriggs, Glasgow City Centre G1 1NQ
£26.70
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Multi-award-winning South African-New Zealander Urzila Carlson is one of Australia and New Zealand's biggest comedy stars, and she's bringing her trademark cheeky wit back to UK stages in 2025 with the You Don't Say' Tour.

"You Don't Say" is a show born out of sarcasm and storytelling from the mind of a woman who might be slightly out of her mind!

2025 has started with a bang for Urzila, staring in the NETFLIX rom-com Kinda Pregnant alongside Amy Schumer and Wil Forte, which was viewed 25.1 million times in its first week, making it the most-watched title on Netflix from Feb. 3 to Feb. 10 and the number 1 movie globally.

Her new tour arrives hot on the heels of her 2023 and 2024 totally sold-out UK Tours. A fan favourite on season 2 of Taskmaster NZ in New Zealand, now airing on Channel 4. In 2024, Urzila made her UK TV debut, appearing on QI. An undeniable tour de force of the comedy world, Urzila hasn't stopped since taking to the comedy stage. She has sold out seasons in the UK, Canada, The United States, Australia, New Zealand and Europe.

“I couldn’t be more excited to be back on tour in the UK and Ireland, the audiences here are always incredible, and this time, I’ve got some new surprises in store that I can’t wait to share. It’s going to be bigger, bolder, and funnier than ever.” - Urzila Carlson

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