Simon Evans finds that he has still not overcome the more daily challenges of remembering what he came upstairs for, who these grown-ups are that live with him and how can that footage be from 2009!
READ MOREFor the first time ever musical supernova Jazz Emu will be touring the UK with his hotly anticipated brand-new show, Knight Fever! Don't miss him live at the Glee Club Glasgow on Sunday 9th March!
READ MOREJJ Grey & Mofro will bring the Olustee tour to Oran Mor Glasgow on Sunday 9th March!
READ MOREChart-topping hitmaker Teddy Swims will bring his I've Tried Everything But Therapy tour to Glasgow's OVO Hydro on Sunday 9th March!
READ MOREThe Hooten Hallers are bringing their epic The Devil's Egg World Tour to The Hug and Pint on Sunday 9th March!
READ MOREDon't miss an hour of laughs and self-analysis from one of Scottish comedy's rising stars, when Stuart McPherson brings his show Horse to Monkey Barrell!
READ MOREWild Rose is an uplifting and heart-warming new musical about motherhood, dreams, and finding your three chords and the truth.
READ MOREGet ready for a rib-tickling night of laughter with "The Good, The Bad and The Irish," as we have the craic every Thursday to Sunday, hosted by the hilarious Michael Porter!
READ MORENEW:NOISE celebrates the best Scottish music and local talent, Fridays in the Tolbooth.
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